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Showing posts with label driving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label driving. Show all posts

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

On the road - Austria

Chapter 29 - On the road - From UK to Austria




Dear Diary....

This is the first of many adventures to come...
Uhau !!

From UK to Austria the driving has been amazing.
Mum and Dad are sooo proud of me...
Lets start :
They start to drive me Thursday around 22.00pm from Swindon to Dover to pick the ferry.
This travel down took me 5 hours, we arrived and get straight into the que for the ferry that was to go out at 06.00am. Mum and dad tied to sleep for a bit but non of them could have a sleep as they were excited , plus everyone around was very noisy.
06.00oclock come and we got onto the ferry. Dad was tired from the drive and wanted to sleep a bit so he can keep driving during the day, so he lay down in the floor of the ferry but no luck ... They couldn't sleep with so much movement around plus was no sofas available and floor is uncomfortable :(

We arrived in Durkenque in France at 9am but only got on the road around 10am as Mum and Dad have to drink their strong coffee and get the beam light converter.on my eye bulbs.

Now I am legal and ready to drive in the foreigner country's.

Was quick to cross  France and that took us less than hour.
Soon we got into Belgium where we driven for few hours.
Anyway, I have a small adventure to tell you which happened while we were driving in Belgium....

Mum and Dad was very tired as they didn't have much sleep last night but they managed to drive 272km in Uk plus 435 km in France/Belgium  on the first day. I know is not much but they have stopped many times in this first journey , plus they ended up having a nap (small sleep) around 15.00pm that afternoon in Belgium because Dad was no longer feeling very  safe to drive.
NOTE TO REGISTER...
DO NOTE LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALONE  IN A CAMPER VAN OR CAR  WHILE YOU ARE STOP IN A PETROL STATION OR CAR PARK IN BELGIUM !!
After Mum and Dad have a nap (small sleep) in this car park, dad left the camper to go to the toilet, and while Dad was going for a pee, Mum was approached by a old man , asking... "how much ?" Mum ask .. "How much what ?" and the man answer "How much what !" with a strange cheesy smile...
Mum started to swear at the man, who started to run straight to his car and left the car park before Dad got back .So from there on if dad left mum alone for few minutes, mum stayed in the car and locked the doors until dad got back.Hmmm, you know its funny now but mum was a bit scared then..
That was a story !!.

They only have been sleeping and I can testify that !!
Dad wonder... is this normal ?
Are prostitutes in Belgium drive around car parks in camper vans or the guy was just a tosser ?

If you think the guy was a tosser ring now:
2345
If you think the guy was really a tosser , ring now:
45321
Lines are open 24/7, day and night ,375 days a year , 30 days a month.


I did feel very offended with this human behave !! Who knows if the guy was only ask Mum if she want to sell me !!??

I AM NOT FOR SELL !! Anyway !

Ok, after all this sing and dance, Mum and dad have drive till around 9.00pm that night and they stop in a petrol station to spend the nigh there, buy then we were around Boon in Germany. .

Next day, they woke up very early (8.30) they just drunk a coffee and got back on the road.

Are they go to finish the first part of the journey ?
Are they go to reach Austria today ?
Phone now...
If you think the answer is YES, ring:
0795465467834
If you think the answer is NO ring:
0784326542134
Lines are open 24/7 bla bla bla bla ;)

If you not shore about this
INSERT COIN  TO READ NEXT


They actually, arrive in Austria in the same day !! :)
Dad just carried on driving and were pushing me a bit and they arrived around 21.00pm in Austria ;)

You want to know what happened next ??


Mum and dad spent a fortune on food to feed me with Diesel , soooo, why not give him a help ?
If you are not up to insert coin, please,


Or wait for the next adventures of
THE AMAZING FREEKA
THE SLOWEST CAMPER VAN ON THE ROAD ;)

P.S. : During this drive we saw many other caravans and camper vans and many of them beeped and waved to us with nice smile..showing there respect to meeeee :):)







Monday, 27 June 2011

Chapter 22 - PsySundays

Chapter 22 - PsySundays (Brighton)

Dear Diary...

I know this is not a massive adventure as the ones that will come this summer but I can call it a intro for the upcoming adventures :)
Mum, Dad and a friend have took me near the sea.. yahhhhhooooooo !
Yes , they took me to Brighton and this was a long drive down to the coast.
3 hours drive from Swindon to Brighton !
Was not bad and even being a slow camper-van, I managed to do a good mileage for the diesel expend PLUS, I managed to be as quick as possible (for my age , I still do very well)
All was fine and I had good fun.
Dad had to go to Brighton to DJ in a club, the club was in front of the beach and the day was very hot...
Wicked !! :)

We arrive in Brighton around 3oclock in afternoon and the place was full of cars and campers
No space to park but lucky, Dad know the place from before and he managed to find a parking space for free :)

The club closed at 01.00am and we start to drive back.

I know was not a massive adventure to be registered here but was a 6 hours journey driving up and down without any incidents.
During our driving, many cars was stopped on the road with over heating and even we saw a Jeep caught on fire :/
I did get a bit hot as the day was one of the hottest days of this year but dad was careful to check my water and oil before we left to Brighton.

No incidents to register and dad got back home happy as a pig in shit !! :)

Do you want a full report ??

Even counting that Dad still have to change my Oil and filters -> (Diesel, air, oil) I did a good rating on a mileage,  I manage to make 260miles with £40 of diesel but I would make the 300 miles with the same amount of fuel (around 28/29 litres).
£40 = 28 Litres of Diesel (in UK)
300 Miles = £40
Dad hopes I can make more after the oil and filters have been changed ;)

Next I will go to Cosmo Festival and that will be again a full on drive.

Mum and dad have been take some photos in Brighton...
Do you want to see ?


Yes... I know am a bitch... but I dont run on water !!! 
Anywayyyyyy .. here photos for your curiosity :)




Be ready for the next chapter of the
Amazing Freeka !